Jokes
ARE CHRISTIANS PART OF THE LAWLESSNESS?
If you are a regular Traveler or someone
who drives often on some of the major
roads in Nigeria, you must have observed
the recklessness or impatience in which
people drive, park, overtake, speed or
phone while driving on these roads.
And curious enough, if you see the stickers
of most of these vehicles, it will amuse you.
Statements like:
1) I am God's workman
2) Manifesting His Glory
3) Life is Good
4) My Case is Different
5) What would Jesus do in this Situation?
6) Exceeding Grace
7) Overflow
8) Happy Days
9) Grace to take it all
PUNISHMENT FOR MISSING CHURCH
A country preacher decided to skip
services one Sunday to spend the day
hiking in the wilderness. Rounding a
sharp bend in the trail, he collided with
a bear and was sent tumbling down a
steep grade. He landed on a rock and
broke both legs.
With the ferocious bear charging at
him from a distance, the preacher
prayed, "O Lord, I'm so sorry for
skipping services today. Please
forgive me and grant me just one wish, make a Christian out of that bear
that's coming at me! "
At that very instant, the bear skidded
to a halt, fell to his knees, clasped his
paws together, and began to pray
aloud at the preacher's feet: "Dear
God, please bless this food I am about
to receive."
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE ...
The minister was passing a group of
young teens sitting on the church lawn
and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one
boy. "We were just seeing who can tell
the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm
shocked. When I was your age, I
never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win!"